I used to think ‘Aviator’ was just a game… until I realized my fuel tank was running on RTP stats and my throttle had more drama than my last Tinder date. Low volatility? That’s just my therapist’s advice. High volatility? That’s Tuesday night after three espresso shots and one failed takeoff. Pro tip: if you’re close to threshold… maybe it’s time to land—and not panic. (Also: yes, even games have telemetry… and yes, I cried during data validation.)

The V-1 didn’t need GPS—it had determination and a springjet engine that screamed louder than my WiFi router. Modern drones? They still crash if you forget to eat lunch. But hey—at least they now have geofencing… unlike Nazi bots who just yelled ‘Der Führer wants more fuel!’ and dove into terrain like a confused Roomba on caffeine. If machines decide when to strike… should we invite them to brunch first? #DroneEthics